My Gorgeous Somewhere (now on tap)

mygorgeous: @morningporch, have you ever seen...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: Great. identi.ca just deleted our...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @slynne ~ Dooooood, that's way...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch Why the f*ck can't...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: And @twitches, click on the help...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @twitches, @morningporch, I just...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch, yep. Still doesn't...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch I can see it now,...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch I love it when you...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch Uh ... yeah. I have...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @slynne, what do you mean by text...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch, I think RWP is...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @morningporch, Tumblr is...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: My husband just informed me that...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @johemmant Oh, you have guinea...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: Hey @johemmant. You need to do my...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @johemmant Feeling better....

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: Yeah, @morningporch, but ping.fm...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: Hi @beth!

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: My eyes are changing. I'm...

Jul 27th

mygorgeous: @9to5poet It's different here,...

Jul 26th

Going to try brushing my teeth again. Wish me luck.

Jul 20th

So it goes: I brush my teeth until I start gagging. (My orifices do not want to be penetrated. Such...

Jul 20th

Part of my house are hot. Parts are cold. This is how my body is also.

Jul 20th

I love buying jumbo sizes of dishwashing detergent. Doing so presumes I will live long enough to go...

Jul 20th

I am hiding Canadian money from myself so I will find it later and get all giddy.

Jul 20th

BG: Blow me your wad, I’ll blow you mine, together our two wads be ’twined. Stop it, perv: I...

Jul 18th

I’m drunk. Ignore me. Or take advantage of me. Your call.

Jul 17th

Eep! I have a book club meeting tomorrow night, but I read most of the book while I was drunk, and I...

Jul 16th

My new favorite word: thuggery.

Jul 15th

A dried blob of hand lotion fell between the keys of my keyboard, and for a sec I thought it was a...

Jul 15th

When I see “annals of medicine” I always think “anals of medicine.” Some...

Jul 15th

Dear Facebook sidebar ad: Quit holding up your shirt and showing me how skinny you are. Don’t...

Jul 15th

A phrase that pisses me off: “ice-cold water.” Water can’t be ice-cold, otherwise it would...

Jul 14th

Dear Kelly the Bitchy Check-Out Lady: So sorry I didn’t position my food on the conveyor belt right,...

Jul 14th

This morning, I could either meditate or silly-dance. I choose silly-dance.

Jul 14th

Oh my god: in this morning light, mountains really do look purple, and majestic. Who knew? I’m...

Jul 13th

LoveShack has attached himself to my neck like a candiru.

Jul 13th

Twitter is icing without the cake. Those who say they <3 cake are liars. Stripped of icing, cake...

Jul 12th

Twitter is like comments without being weighed down by the actual blog post. We all know the real...

Jul 12th

I have stuffed animal hair in my left eye.

Jul 12th

New policy: Henceforth, I am only following hot chicks on Twitter. This makes me the new @neilochka.

Jul 12th

New book just out: The Sound and the Furry.

Jul 12th

Wherein Quentin kills himself after catching his sister, Caddy, doing the bang-bang with some dude...

Jul 12th

To clarify: They are only draped over my shoulders like stoles. Do not confuse me with a furry:...

Jul 12th

How can LoveShack not adore a wife who dons stuffed animals to cheer him up?

Jul 12th

Peeling stickers off stuffed animals is not an exact science.

Jul 12th

The skunk and the fox be gay apparel if I’ve ever seen such.

Jul 12th

When I spend too much time with a poet’s work, I feel like I am stalking him or her. So, why...

Jul 12th

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